Some Realizations

04/01/10

by John Eberhard

I’ve had some realizations about politics today:

  • I think the Democrats aren’t so bad really.
  • Barack Obama has every right to impose his socialist vision on Americans, even if polls show they are very much against it. After all, he won.
  • National health care is probably a good idea.
  • People have a right to health care, a roof over their head and food in their belly. It’s only fair.
  • Gays have a right to slam their agenda down our throats. It’s only fair.
  • Unions are actually really good for America.
  • Those evil corporations are victimizing us, and their profits are truly obscene. We should regulate their profits and the salaries of their CEOs.
  • Taxes are not high enough. We need to tax the rich more because they probably got their money immorally, and they need to really pay their fair share.
  • We need to implement a system of limiting greenhouse emissions that will bankrupt our economy, even if the data has been shown to be false.
  • The snail darter is more important than 20 million Californians’ water supply.
  • A woman has a right to kill the baby growing inside her if it is not convenient for her to have a baby.

You know, everyone has a right to change their mind.

Notice today’s date. Thanks for reading.

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