Dr. Seuss to Barrack Obama

08/14/10

A Facebook friend recently posted a rhyme he made up in the style of Dr. Seuss. I posted this to my Facebook page and quite a few people contributed.

From David Womble:

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker, Nan,
I do not like this “Yes, we can!”

I do not like this spending spree,
I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!

From Darlene S. Burke:

I do not like this ,”BOTTOM FEEDER”,
You chose to be our country’s “LEADER”,
I’ll stand for FREEDOM everytime,
I won’t support discusting “SLIME”,
I AM A CHRISTIAN PATRIOT SEE……..
DON’T THINK THAT YOU CAN MESS WITH ME!

From Diane Drozkoski Austin:

Give us back my USA
I do not like the things you say
I want to know that I am free
from things you’d like to do to me

From Stan Dubin:

I am sure I do not like this Nancy Pelosi
Reminds of someone played by Bela Legosi
Cannot say I like this Harry Reid
Reminds me of a Borlis Karloff lead

From Daveda Lamont-Tadeshuk:

The guys in Wash. they like to smirk
They think they’ll never have to work–
Read a bill, no way! They rather relax,
And think up ways to jack up taxes!

From my sister-in-law Holly Maistros:

I do not like a mosque down there
It’s a slap in the face but you do not care
You are a traitor to those who have died
When you were elected, all of us cried
Your campaign slogan was “A new hope”

From Jim Howard:

I’d rather have my liberty
Than save some failure company
I always had my share of hope
Until the fools elected “Dope”
I’d rather keep my earnings, see?

Thanks to all for your creativity!

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